Alex and the Choclate Factory

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via nechii-the-fabulous)

A thing happened on campus

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

(via sex-asteroids)

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via extremetwerking)

chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

(Source: hail-shield12, via ruinedchildhood)

alternative-pokemon-art:

sesshomaru543:

pokemon alpaca?

ALPACAMON RETURNS

alternative-pokemon-art:

sesshomaru543:

pokemon alpaca?

ALPACAMON RETURNS

gotroylerorgohome:

-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

oh my GOD

my butt feels like this bc I’ve been sat on carpet for like 2 hours and just moved

(Source: niggaqueef, via thejennire)