Alex and the Choclate Factory

A thing happened on campus

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

(via sex-asteroids)

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via extremetwerking)

chariczard:

folkpunkery:

im gonna fuck plankton

Stop

(Source: hail-shield12, via ruinedchildhood)

alternative-pokemon-art:

sesshomaru543:

pokemon alpaca?

ALPACAMON RETURNS

alternative-pokemon-art:

sesshomaru543:

pokemon alpaca?

ALPACAMON RETURNS

gotroylerorgohome:

-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

image

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

oh my GOD

my butt feels like this bc I’ve been sat on carpet for like 2 hours and just moved

(Source: niggaqueef, via thejennire)

sparklybrowncoat-stargatejumper:

hellothisissatan:

chronic-ash420:

Remember to have a Super Breakfast!

Bamboota!!!!!!

(via cassbuttstiel)